dmartell1856 asked:


I’m a 27 year old American male in pretty good shape from triathlons and futbol, and I’m working on my spanish. I hope to be at least pretty proficient by the time I go. What else can I do besides look my best and know the language to impress, let’s say, a Peruvian princess? I’m a musician, so that works well here, but I don’t know how many pianos I’ll find that I’m allowed to play in Lima. I know there’s lots of *** to be had in SA, but I won’t pay for it. I’m much more interested in making REAL women genuinely like me. They say it’s the land of machismo, but would a different approach work better for a foreigner? If it matters, I’m going to Colombia, Ecuador, Peru, Bolivia, Chile, Argentina, y Brasil.
Ok, besides money, which I have plenty of. And I am American. I only called it Futbol because I’m a real fan.

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9 Responses to “I’m going to go to South America for six months next year. How can I impress the women there?”

1. Shaddap on August 1st, 2008 3:28 pm

   Have you got money?

2. annaintx88 on August 6th, 2008 2:44 am

   If you are calling it futbol then you are not American. Try it somewhere else.

   Edit: BS Poser

3. Rolf on August 6th, 2008 12:28 pm

   Yeah!… Bring your wallet!…

4. stfn314 on August 8th, 2008 11:22 am

   They’ll like you just because you’re a foreigner. Easy enough? Think about it, the ugliest Australian dude could come and get American ****** swooning over him….same thing!

5. genny on August 11th, 2008 7:48 am

   dress nice be very polite and have money and u know, be from america(classy not shitty american)

6. latj on August 11th, 2008 4:51 pm

   Be yourself. And why do you have to go all the way to South America? THere are plenty of beautiful here in the United States that would love to have a man like you!! Maybe you just haven given them a chance!!! Be yourself, do you, love you!!! Good luck!!!

7. Dillon on August 12th, 2008 11:47 am

   see wat they like and do dat

8. cmt0113 on August 14th, 2008 6:54 am

   People from argentina are very stuck up and conceited and they look down on other people so watch what you say around them because they get offended easily

9. Ehh on August 16th, 2008 4:42 am

   Charm is always good… and wit. OR you could just not wear any pants, that always works.